The 5 Different Types of Drunk Girls – In Movies.

THE ONE WHO CAN’T CONTROL HERSELF – she doesn’t know what she’s saying, and she’s falling all over the place. Audrey Hepburn in “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” (1961). 

THE EMOTIONAL DRUNK – she’s probably not that mad, but something is definitely bothering her. A drink or two (or three, or four, or five) brings it out of her. She’ll probably pretend it never happened. Bette Davis in “All About Eve” (1950). 

THE PARANOID ONE – She’s saying things…weird things. She’s saying things out of the blue. Alcohol is playing with her mind. She thinks everyone hates her is talking about her behind her back. Kirsten Wiig in “Bridesmaids” (2011).

THE ONE WHO LIKES TO DANCE AND SING – Whether she’s a good singer or not, Madonna and the Spice Girls has finally gotten out of her. All she needed was some liquid confidence. Katherine Hepburn in “The Philadelphia Story” (1940). 

THE ANGRY DRUNK – She’s got real issues. But duh, “a drunken mind speaks a sober heart”. And what better time is to bring out all your issues but in front of everyone, right? Elizabeth Taylor in “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?” (1966). 

JUST FOR FUN. I’ll probably do one for the guys too.
WHICH ONE ARE YOU? 

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