Part of my Mother’s Day Special!
“Mommie Dearest” (1981) is a biographical picture that chronicles the life of real life movie star Joan Crawford (portrayed sublimely by Faye Dunaway) and her abusive behaviour towards her children. Based on these legendary Hollywood tales of the “worst mom ever”, let’s go through the film and name the things a mom SHOULDN’T EVER BE.
2. Uses the Harshest Teaching Methods AKA Forcing Her Children to Do Impossible Things.
3. A Stage Parent AKA Hogs the Spotlight and Every Member of the Press in Her Own Child’s Birthday Party.
4. Irrational AKA Spends All the Money in the Banks AKA Makes Unreasonable Requests That Piss Everybody Off.
5. Crazy Moments AKA Wakes Everybody Up in the Middle of the Night to Clear the Perfectly Nice Roses Away from Their Perfectly Nice Garden Getting Everybody Cut and Not Care AKA Non-exsisting OCD Just to Piss Everybody Off.
6. The Worst Discipline Style Ever AKA Even Crazier Moments AKA Cutting Her Own Daughter’s Hair Because She is Upset with What She Found Her Doing.
8. NO WIIIIIRRREEEE HANGGGEEERS AKA Diva Moments AKA Making Everyone Call Her “Momie Dearest” Even Though It’s the Furthest Thing from True AKA Ultimate Child Abuse.